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Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
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Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."
(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
A worker for New York State Education Department
Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle
Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.
The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.
All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.