Standing cheese

When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese

Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

Bruh Cheese

Not even Cheese. It Contains illegal drugs, alcohol, and is very moisty. studies show that 80% of bois want this cheese. In 2040, everyone will have this cheese and will be watching the UH OH STINKY scientists say. You also can get the bruh cheese by repeatedly saying it. It will make you 420 times cooler.

Dude that guy has the Bruh Cheese. He is so lucky. I wish I was him.

Bruh cheese

If you eat this cheese, you will develop a burp whereas is called "BBS" (Bruh burp syndrome).
So please, eat blue cheese, red cheese, yellow cheese, orange cheese, white cheese, JUST NOT BRUH CHEESE YOU WILL FUCKING BURP THE WORD "BRUH" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAMN LIFE

Dude, I ate bruh cheese and I don't know what to*BURP* FUCK I DID IT AGAIN-

Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.