This is a long object that you should shove in your-
“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“
A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.
"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"
I feel bad for you man
Just scrolling through urban dictionary when ur bored in quarantine. It's ok, I'll be alone with you.
What is that?
Oh that, that's just a penis
That's majestic
Oh yeah I know right