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God this buffet sucks.
Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.
you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE
when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed
*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."
The brown chicken died of asphyxiations as the brown cow ran away with his bucks.
Another dead brown chicken. Too bad.
When you're throwing so much shit at the metaphorical wall so something will stick that the metaphorical wall turns brown and you can no longer see its original colour.
1) Man its so hard to find work nowdays I've just been brown-walling everything I see in the classifides
2) I've been having no luck with girls lately so I'm just brown-walling them all hoping something will happen somewhere
An unpleasant, sticky brown substance used to glue leaves, grit and grass clippings to the underside of someone's shoe. Like its blue-coloured namesake, it is most easily picked up, (sadly only by conscientious dog owners), by rolling another piece of brown-tack from the same pile over it. Dog dirt.
Hey, buddy, what's that smell? Dang, someone must have stood in some brown-tack!