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Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.
You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.
Willamina: They are 3rd graders.
Henry: I know.
When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.
(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!
When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.
Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.
1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all
1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"
2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"
Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "
When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”