Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".
"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."
The greatest Garth Brookes song ever
Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song
A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
When one could care less about proof-reading something they have typed on the computer before submitting it and onlyscroll through to make sure no words are underlined in red.
Ex 1: I received a horrible grade on my midterm essay because I finished it so late at night, that I only had time to do some quick Red-Line editing
Ex 2: My teacher thinks I'm pretty stupid because I used "their" instead of "there", an unfortunate result from my habit of Red-Line editing.
When an inferior ginger being results to anger to equal out his competitive nature.
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one fuckin angry ginger normally having abnormally small hands
Hey big D why are you gettin so mad bro?
Inferior ginger: fuck you i have a rusty red!
1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company
Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies
Gracie Redding as the most bitchies slot hoebag in the world
Person 1: have you seen Gracie Redding today
Person 2: yes she look so skanky today