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The only fatty that you'll only see once. Once you've gazed upon the fatty you will perish instantly unless you tap every week. As big as you can imagine.
Yo, Leo's Moms fatty is incredible, I have to tap at least once.
1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.
2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?
Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.
2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.
Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.
The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay
Guy 1: Ayo who's mom is the hottest?
Guy 2: Stacy's mom for sure man!
Stacy: My mom is NOT hot!
A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.
Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.