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A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN
LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"
Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
A tall skinny lanky cunt who likes to fuck p7s he is a cheese string and he hits woman and fucks josh
Oh look mark Lee cheese is raping another p7
A man or women who doodles everyone's cheese
Tim was a hard ass cheese doodler
when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.