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Kiss your friend before they gonna on a hunting trip
Hey I'm leaving soon, good thing it's November 20
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National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.
Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive
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Natinonal give Ariel head day, cause it’s his birthday
Did you guys give Ariel head yet? it’s May 20.
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A day on which idiot potheads around the world get together and celebrate the anniversary of Hitler's birth, Napolean's birth and the Columbine High School massacre.
Also known as 4/20.
"Yo man, it's April 20. Let's get baked"
"Sweet man! Heil Hitler!"
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Similarly to 4:20, the official time to begin drinking. Only applicable during weeknights as any time is the right time to drink on weekends.
Jeff: Want a beer dood?
Chapstick: ...This early in the day?
Jeff: It's 5:20, dawg
Chapstick: Oh ok, I'll have one.
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The nationally accepted time or date on which the majority of occasional or chronic marijuana users choose to get high from the smoke of cannabis leaves.
Although it is apparent that 4:20 may indeed have originated from H.P. Lovecraft, in addition to many other contrasting theories, it has nevertheless been apparent to me that the first two digits of the number are 42, a number which clearly derives its significance from Douglas Addams in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in which he claims the number to be "the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything."
Nevertheless, the true meaning of 4:20 differs from person, and perhaps it is best that everyone may have his or her own personal meaning of the national holiday.
Person 1: "You know, I really wonder...Why is it that we all choose 4/20 at 4:20 to get high?"
Person 2: "You know, I'm really too stoned to care right now."
Person 1: "Yeah. Now what were we just talking about?"
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The best day of the year so you can go and jump from a bridge
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