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When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.
I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.
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when your getting a blow job and you take the girl's nose and rub it between your nut sack and leg and then continue the blow job
my gf was suckin my dick last night and she gave me a cheesy burrito
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when you get anally probed by aliens
after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito
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Ok basically this is a girl who is single and ready to mingle...you may ask what’s so special about this, but this girl just yeets every opportunity away. She describes herself as a full course meal and she endulges in “rawr”ing at guys...
ADITO THE BURRITO HAD SOME FRITOS WITH HER CHEETOS AND SOME DORITOS WHILE SHE WAS BEING INCOGNITO AND BEING A SUPERHERO DRINKING FROM HER CONTIGO LISTENING TO DESPACITO BUT GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO ES MUY BONITO AND EATING HER FAV TAQUITOS WITH HER DOG NAMED TITO WHO WENT TO PUERTO RICO TO EAT SOME TOSTITOS BUT REALIZED THAT WAS EL STUPIDO SO SHE LISTENED TO MIGOS AND WENT TO CHICOS AND WHILE SHE WAS THERE GOT A MOJITO
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Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.
Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito
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One who snatches burritos right out of your hand
Did you see padro? He’s such a burrito snatcher!
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Burrito bombing is when one goes to Taco Bell and buys a burrito. Then and only then the burrito is completely opened exposing its contents. The burrito is then taken to a place where there is a large gathering of people whereupon the burrito is thrown into the crowd. You and your friends then quickly drive away.
Dude 1: So many middle school nerds gather outside the theater on Friday nights. We should do a drive by burrito bombing!
Dude 2: Hell yeah!
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