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A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”
"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
A powerful Irish name. She is calm, humble, loyal till death. If your loyal to her she will bring you luck, wealth, power and happiness. She will steal your heart in many ways. But watch out Karma is her best friend so don't double cross her or all shall rain upon you.
I had a Colleen Murphy walk into my life, and before her my life was a shatter but she put all the pieces back together for me. I got a promotion, I hit it big on the stock market, I bought a beautiful home and beautiful cars Up until I took advantage of her kindness. It's like Karma just watches over her. I ended up getting laid off I had to sell my house I had to sell my cars and I was right back at square one worse off than ever.
It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.
Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.
A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.