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The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"
What we call silly folks that make up their own definitions for words and then gets butthurt when they are given the correct definition online
I tried to explain the Chi to a guy, but he pulled an Allen Cavin on me and confused everyone with the new word.
Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
Good at heart but bad with emotions. Might throw a temper tantrum.
That goofs name is Steve Allen
Gay ass motherfucker. He is the type of guy that would suck dick for cheerios
Ugh, look at allen ball sucking dick
Zoe Allen .
Zoe Allen is the most amazing girl you will
Meet!!!!!!!, she always makes you smile and cares about everyone, zoe Allen puts her friends and family first and anyone to ever meet Zoe Allen is a very lucky person. Zoe Allen has such an amazing smile and is so beautiful on the inside and out , zoe allen is one of those people you always wanna be around. Even when she is upset she still is so adorable, zoe allen overall is just a special person to everyone that gets to know her and everyone loves her for her .
Ari : zoe allen you are so beautiful , you are my favourite Nibba
The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.
Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"