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Advanced Dick Sucking, that entrepreneurship class or job that says lots of pc friendly shit but doesn't really say anything.
TLDR: State of the world.

anon1:Hey u going to ADS?
anon2:OFC gotta start early

by Gentoo Man November 18, 2021


Ads

Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020


Ade Obawole

Also known as 'black king right dhere'. he holds the record for most females snapped in history. He is an offspring of a Mary Queen of Sluts as he was born fully grown and already mastered the slut industry. Police officer Keon Hay has expressed his hatred for Ade due to constantly having to throw him in prison

"Ade obawole is a wee bastard, can never seem to catch that lad" Deputy Officer Keon Hay

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023


tide ad

tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad

It's a tide ad

by sexbastianstan February 5, 2018


YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)

Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass

by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 20, 2024


reductio ad toxicum

A logical fallacy when you label something or someone as toxic, and everything that toxic is bad, isn't it?

Used by angry teenagers or youths who got their reality checked.

Toxic this, toxic that

Why don't you stop spitting reductio ad toxicum?

by Sir. B February 8, 2022


Medicine ads

an ad for medicine that has a supposedly "happy ending"

There are a lot of memes on Medicine ads.

Medicine ads are commonly found on youtube.

by thisweirddude1707 January 6, 2021