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Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional
Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli
The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.
Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.
Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?
My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.
Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!
(Dora is aged up for legal reasons) Dora walked up close to you and pulled you into her backpack. In there you saw Map and a bunch of tools. Dora carried you until you arrived at your destination. Before you could walk away she pulled you into a kiss. You kisses back, she ends the kiss and asks you if you want to make chocolate with her grandmother. You guys stirred it together locking eyes forgetting that her grandmother is right next to you. Be grandmother coughs to get your attention and as soon as that you get back to work.
“Have you read any Aged up DoraxReader lately?”
“Ya this one is a good one”
The most disgusting and hated thing known to mankind. Has the most stupid name (Roshan) and is still making people rage over its existence after Ice Age 1's release March 15 2002. Blue Sky Studios has not apologized yet for creating this awful creature. He is probably is the reason your parents got a divorce.
Guy 1: Damn my parents got a divorce *clearly shows a sad face*
Guy 2: It's because of the Ice Age Baby Roshan
Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.
Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!