When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
when you have four dicks in you and it feels good
3 dicks in your ass 1 in the pussy
A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.
Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.
It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head
Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut
when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass
Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex
Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.
When a person has Anal sex on the 21st of every month.
When you have an Anal solstice, its the best sex ever but, you can only do it once a month.