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When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.
*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*
Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!
Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.
“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”
the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.
"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"
Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.
Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"
Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now
When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping
“Fuck that bald ass nigga”
“He soo fucking bald”