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A person who lies about the amount of time they have been on the job.
Bob told me he worked for GE for 25 years, I found out he was only at GE for 17 years, he is a Time Bandit.
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The Bancroft bandit is a crafty, smelly, soulless, cousin fucking ginger beast. He can be seen in his trademark tight pants and jingling keys. Also known to wear boxer briefs and a suit jacket belonging to his sister. Also drives a blue Chevrolet where most of his cousin fucking is done.
The Bancroft Bandit strikes again! inbred fellatio incest
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A person who always leaves buckshots, crapnal, or any kind of sign that something catastrophic had happened on the toilet (explosive shit). They are usually anonymous and strike unexpectedly with malicious intent (much like a bandit)
Holy fuck the buckshot bandit just exploded my toilet!!
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Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.
Over police intercom
'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'
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the thing that connects your balls and your dick
she licked jungle bandit
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the captain of a larger boat who sails the high sea in search of woman with a bra size of C cup or larger.
The captain of that ship is a buoby bandit!
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