Urban River

Urban River is a creative design agency working from the seaside town of South Shields.

They provide brands, printed literature and web design to Newcastle, the surrounding areas of the North East and UK-wide.

Have you seen the Tyne Tunnel's website?
Yeah, it's so Urban River

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River Walker

A little cunt who sucks fat dick

River Walker like fat black cock up his asshole

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River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.

Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.

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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases

Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases

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Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.

Tonight I am going to create a silver river.

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river city

a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river

guy1:hey what are finna do this weekend?

guy2:lets drink and get shitty in the river city!

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euphrates river

a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.

I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river

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