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When you cuddle with someone and your erect penis bumbs them
"Bro I cuddle bumped your mom so hard last night"
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In the process of having gay sex your balls will bump. Thus refering to your balls as pumpkins.
Ohhh my gaaaawwd me and steve were totally pumpkin bumping last night and it was fabolous
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Doing a bump
Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.
After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.
I was doing a bump when my hand started shaking and I lost it all.
I always use my house key for a key bump.
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when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
hey have u ever been bagel bumping?
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Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin
Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.
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A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
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The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
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