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National Bully Carlos Day

On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.

Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo

by Devencyatri December 27, 2022


chevy monte carlo ss

Pimped out muscle car dating almost as far back as racing. Easy way to go through tires really quick. Super Sport, super fast!

That chevy monte carlo ss is dope homie!

by Da Joka 6977 March 31, 2009

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Mr Carlos Trejo Castro

Very good teacher that during the lesson for 99% talks about his life, specialy about Finland and skin cancer and about how he met his wife (that is actually his grandma)in the gulag. How can u tell if your teacher is Mr Trejo Castro well he needs to speak with a Spanish accent and is correcting everyone who speaks 10000000000 times better English then him.

"Ah, another boring lesson with Mr Carlos Trejo Castro"
"Here he goes, talking about his life for 5 hours straight"

by pengting69 August 12, 2020


go show carlo the tree

Definition: 1) Please excuse us; 2) Can we have a little privacy here?; 3) scram; 4) get lost.

Said when you want to speak with only certain people in the room. Could also mean you want them to just get out of your sight. Can be accompanied by an arm gesture with thumb pointing the way you want them to go.

Line uttered by Sonny Corleone to his sister Connie and her new friend (and soon to be dead husband) Carlo when they wanted to discuss family business on the morning of 'Pops' birthday in the Godfather Part II.

Sonny: "Go show Carlo the tree".

by Vesper47 February 4, 2020


Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez

Formerly owned my Texas State's own Shannon Gaga and was known as Carlos Spirit-Dog Cantu.

Due to physically,mentally and sometimes sexually abuse by S. Gaga, Carlos went to the higher spirit court to get emanicpated. Soon after, Carlos was quickly adopted by his new awesome mommy, Amanda. From there, Carlos had joined an awesome cool family consisted of Aunt Mandy, Hot Granny Brooke, Phil the spirit hamster and Cousin Ginger.

Carlos is happy and well-loved my his family and new set of friends!

How's the most awesome spirit animal to ever existed?

- Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez !!!

by Smarles Smunior April 28, 2010

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Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli

A handsome and knowledgeable individual usually know for being charismatic and happy go lucky. He loves everything to do with Liverpool and Football in general. His catchphrase is "Fu#k Miss Savage "

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli is God

by sobbgolbd February 28, 2020

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carlos de la cerda

A cuban midget troglodyte, known to be a basement dweller and unemployed. Usually found on chathour everyday, when not he is spotted drinking from his own colostomy bag, and dating his hand puppet.

That carlos de la cerda sure is an unemployed

by DrPooFingers June 30, 2018

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