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When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
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Basically an obese PS2 controller with buttons that stick.The worst controller ever, it breaks so easily.
My brother broke his x-box controller this is like his 17th one, He could have bought a PS2 with that money!!!!!!
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a computer term associated with slow computers as a reset system, slang: used as a phrase meaning undo, clear or erase.
"It was so embarrassing I wish I could just control alt delete the entire day!"
"If only the brain worked like a computer, I need to control alt delete two girls one cup from my memory!"
"I did NOT need to know that! oh GOD! control alt delete! control alt delete!"
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Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.
Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.
See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
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1. Active Yaw Control (AYC) is an automobile feature that uses an active differential to transfer torque to the wheels that have the best grip on the road. Unlike traditional mechanical limited slip differentials, an AYC is electronically controlled.
2. What Soulja Boy was really talking about in his masterfully mixed single: "YAHHHHHHHH!"
("YAHHHHHH trick!" must refer to a driver's ability to transfer torque to the wheels that are closest to hookers you're attempting to run over.)
Jason: "wtf is active yaw control!?"
Stuart: "Automobile feature *blah* that helps grip the *blah* *blah*..."
Jason: "So THATS what Soulja Boy was talking about. . ."
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A controversial set of policies in the United States particularly. It is essentially the mentality behind Prohibition applied to firearms. And oddly, many of its proponents say you have a right to drink alcohol, though it is not specifically inscribed in the Bill of Rights, while ownership of firearms is enumerated as a right in said Bill of Rights.
Gun control amuses me. They'll throw the book at a licensed gun dealer who makes a spelling error on one of their forms. But federal agencies lost over 1000 firearms last year and I don't see the BATFE auditing the FBI.
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A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
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