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One of the worst TV shows in history. Some old guy ordering his children slaves to cook disgusting meals, with some weird as tastebuds in an hour glass. Also has an annoying theme song.
Mike: Have you seen that show Planet Cook?
Frazer: Yeah, I hate it.
Mike: Haha, yeah. xd
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A great comedian, known for being in movies and TV, unfortunately. Many BAMF's can relate to his jokes, but his routines are always ruined by dane cook fans, who laugh at every other word he says, because he is a celebrity (See dane cook fan).
He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch, but these stupid teenagers and little rich girls keep laughing so goddamn much!!!
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Dorm food, food commonly found in the dorms. Is usually cheap, nasty, and lacking in all essential vitamins/protien/carbohydrates/goodness. Only edible by the standards of poverty and being a college student. Also see ramen.
Dude, the ramen cup say "to cook" and "serve" on it, who the fuck is cooking and serving dormet` cooking?
On moving in day, I saw a kid with a whole dolly full of cup o' noodles cases, talk about your dormet` cooking.
When I went to visit my cousin at Cal Poly last year, he and his roomie nav wouldn't buy cheese for pizza. They just baked a pack of tortillas and ketchup. Dormet` cooking! Nasty!
Maybe if they didn't spend so much money on their huge glass bong and porn they could afford some real munchies instead of all that dormet` cooking.
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When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.
"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"
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ball cooking, is delibrately not washing your balls for several days on purpose to make them stink. They cook in sweat and cum and pee for several days.
your crotch stinks like balls! are you ball cooking them for me?
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An eight dollar sack of marijuana. Usually purchased in Anderson, CA.
All I can get is a Cook. Is that cool?
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