Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.
He was so short he looked like a mitch craig
bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
Craig Houlden: "I am a btec goldbridge"
To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.
Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.
Shit at Battlefield
Craig Nicholls is shit at Battlefield
Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.
Someone who sucks dick
Yo them dudes are such Senator Craig's
When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.
Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker