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Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...

And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2025


David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017


Tree cult

The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns

B*tch n*1: ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE
B*tch n*2: stfu you’re scary as f+ck with your tree cult

by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020


Mariel cult

A bunch of crackheads obsessed over the youtuber BasicallyIDoWrk dresses up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid.

Person1: you guys heard of the Mariel cult on twitter?
person2: yeah what the fuck
person1; I know right

by viodoesit August 17, 2019


Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.

Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor

by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021


sourcelism cult

The most gay group on discord made by a french faggot that goes by the name of SourceL. Some people in the group are good but they are mostly nonces.

I heard that the Sourcelism Cult is a gay group

by LocalOldMan November 6, 2019

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Ahs cult

The best ahs season duh

What’s your favorite ahs season duh cult ahs cult

by Shshsyshs March 21, 2021