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A mexican kid with soccer cut who jacks off to anime pron.
Our class has an Edward Carbajal.
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One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.
I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.
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A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
Fangirl: ohmigod Edward Cullen is the love of my life. MARRY ME EDWARD!!!
Normal Person: Tard.
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Edward Cullen is a *dazzling* fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series who's every Twilighter's dream.
Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano.
SYNONYM: Perfection
Edward Cullen: I may not be human, but I'm still a man
Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back
Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.
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A film that would've been excellent if Edward wasn't such a pussy. He gots scissors for hands for fucks sake, he should realise what the real purpose of them is for and use them to kill people
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any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...
a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...
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From the Twilight series, when you say someone is an Edward Cullen , the person is:
Dazzling
Handsome
Sweet,
Can't control himself
and maybe a vampire ;)
Girl 1: *Sigh* Why can't Joshua be like an Edward Cullen?
Joshua aka Girl 1's bf: *.....*
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