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Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.
"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"
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When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
That guy gave one hell of a Boston Waffle to that bitch!
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a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.
dude, did you make it with shelly last night?
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
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When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.
I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants
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Its the act of taking your girl by the head and dunking her head under water. When she comes up gasping for air through her blow hole, stick your harpoon in it!
Since my girl wont blow me, when she was in the tub I gave her a Boston Whaler.
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The Boston Celtics are an American professional basketball team based in Boston, Massachusetts. The Celtics compete in the National Basketball Association as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division. The Celtics are the worst team in my opinion, hopefully they lose to the Milwaukee Bucks!
1: Bro, the Boston Celtics are gonna lose to the Bucks!
2: Ik celtics suck!
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An amazing Call of Duty player... he's really good and makes videos on YouTube. His channel is XMX25X.
Guy 1: Yo man did you see Boston Accents newest video?
Guy 2: Hes INSANE at Call of Duty!
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