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The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.
While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.
Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”
1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it
1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course
A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin
C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest
F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.
this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese
The second year of high school. People who are in this grade are usually cocky because they’re not freshmen anymore, but they don’t understand that they’re still underclassmen, which makes them useless. This is also a pretty easy year, unless you’re taking Geometry. And this is the year you can be able to get a job & your driving permit. This is considered a filler year and it’s not really that important and the workload is pretty simple, nothing too extra. And this is the last easy year you’re gonna have before junior year, so you better enjoy it.
Junior: “What grade are you in”?
Sophomore: “10th grade”
Junior: “Wow, so you’re in the easiest grade”
Your first year of graduate school. It's called 17th grade because you have gone through 12 years of compulsory education and four years of undergraduate education at this point.
I start medical school tomorrow. I can't wait for my first day of 17th grade!
Grade-B Jackassery is a common form of "Jackassery" on a grading-scale starting from "Grade-A Jackassery", but is specifically one level lower in intensity.
"Come on Mr. Bucknell, that form of Grade-B Jackassery is not appreciated here."
"You know I was being a Grade-A Jackass, but James you can't be following my Jackassery with Grade-B Jackassery. It's just not the same thing."