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to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day
shit im christmas faced hand me another present
When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.
Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"
You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.
Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.
someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.
2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.
Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."
"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"
-Lady GaGa
A made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of Wicca.
"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."
When two people poop back and forth into one another's ass holes.
My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.