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to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day
shit im christmas faced hand me another present
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The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.
I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.
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When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.
Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"
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A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.
The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.
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someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
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1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.
2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.
Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."
"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"
-Lady GaGa
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A made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of Wicca.
"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."
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