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When a man receives oral sex and decides to jizz all over the girls hair without the bitch's consent.
"Dude, last saturday i gave jizz hair to that girl after she sucked my dick......man that shit was sticky up there, looked like hair gel"
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One who will do anything for male seed. Often used as a derogatory remark toward inferior humans with little to no common sense.
Look at those moronic Republican jizz freaks.
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You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
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The act of ejaculating into your own hand and punching the very unfortunate victim by surprise in the face, usually resulting in them being knocked unconscious. Can also be referred to as "the handfull haymaker, cum crippler, semen slap, or the brick bop."
Dude 1: "holy shit man, did u hear about jacob?"
Dude 2: "uh..no, what's the haps?"
Dude 1: "oh damn, last night he was makin a hot pocket when out of nowhere he gets jizz jacked, it was tight yo!"
Mom: "daaaannny! Did cocoa shit on the carpet agaaain?!"
Son: "yeah..but its totally fine now, that bitch ass mutt got jizz jacked!"
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when a guy runs up to another guy on the streets and yells JIZZ WAR and jizzes on another guy
Mat: JIZZ WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh: Finally!!!!!
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An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.
guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.
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Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.
Yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles!
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