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A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.
"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.
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The shaven-headed striking genius who plays his club football for Crystal Palace FC. Has 2 England caps, and in the light of possible injuries to Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen must be a favourite to go to the 2006 World Cup, being a vastly superior stand-in than Defoe, Harewood, Bent, Ashton, Crouch, Beattie, Fowler et al.
Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball,
he says I'm having that,
He scores them with his left foot,
He scores them with his right,
And when he's playing Brighton,
He scores all f*ckin' night
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1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.
2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.
3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.
"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"
"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"
He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.
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A penis that is disproportionately small by comparison with the rather colossal man who possesses it.
Man, did you see Greg's dick in the locker room yesterday? I thought for a seven foot tall, 280lb man, he'd have been hung. But he has a real gregory johnson.
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The sound of your testicles clapping against your thighs.
When i was jumping up and down, I did the ball johnson
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a very talented musician and former pro surfer,jack's lyrics have meaning inside themselves and you have to actully think about them to appreciate his music abilities
*challenge* listen to jack johnsons cd in between dream and try to find a song that isnt great
do you remeber,better together,never know are just some of the great songs off of jack johnson's cd in between dreams
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You could live a lot worse. It's not as rich as everyone says, granted some people are loaded and the majority of them went to my high school. There are a lot of people that are fake but if you look deeper you'll find most people are normal and not rich as fuck. We do have great schools. So don't hate us because our parents worked hard to get here. I used to hate to say I'm from Leawood but now I say it with pride because my parents worked hard to get there and I shouldn't be ashamed of their work ethic
I went to Blue Valley North, I'm not rich, both my parents work, and I don't have blonde hair, nothing is what it seems.
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