(1) A very confused boy that for protection follows the crowd.
(2) Uses Pachuca fútbol club as a shield to hide his true feelings the Champion team America
(3) Seeks Alpha females that cheer for America so that she can get help with the low self steem and transition to this great team, thus this transforming from America closet fan to full America proud fan.
(4) His motto is "It's all mental"
Hi my name is Jose, Jose Yoyo. And I cheer for America futbol team
He is eventually personally attracted to guys with fat dicks, he is probably one of the most horny person you could ever meet & he will try to fuck anything living thing such as dogs, cows, & anything he can get his hands on.
Today I meet Jose and I didn’t like him.
A highschool kid that plays roblox in the back of the classroom with his friend Isaac and has a knack for capybaras
Cynthia: Yo, did you see what Jose did today?
Maya: No, what did he do?
Cynthia: I saw him looking at Roblox Doors Monsters NSFW art...
The most perfect guy in the world literally nothing is wrong about him
Whats the definition of perfect?
.jose
Someone who eats chicken and farts on the couch
“Did Jose eat chicken and fart on the couch?”
“Yes”