When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.
“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”
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The most prettiest girl in the world! She's so amazing, nice, and just damn gorgeous!
Lauren Taylor is the prettiest girl in the world! Her hair is perfect!
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Me: "oh my gosh I'm sooo pretty"
Mark: "don't be a Lauren"
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Girl who has a god given gift of suckin the soul outta you're dick.
Lauren Hamilton gon suck my dick tonight
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To perform cunnilingus from behind while a woman is on her hands and knees vomiting in the toilet.
Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.
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some tik tok thot. she’s dating an orange (sebastian bails)
Damn Lauren Godwin is actually dating that orange fuck.
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A drop dead gorgeous girl who is into musical theater and has amazing singing/dancing skills. the one who waits for the perfect guy to come along and just doesnt date someone for their looks. looks at people inside and out. doesnt make out for the kicks... makes out for the guy. is nice to everyone and is the favorite to all the parents. life of the party and mature at the same time. puts everyone before herself. will wait for the perfect sweet guy to come along. brown hair and jewish. popular and makes all the girls jealous. hot and tan singer beautiful and a dancer.
i want to be a lauren b.. find that one perfect guy.
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