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Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.
She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !
Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.
An orgasm so intense that the fireworks in my brain went from bright gold to a Lisa Frank vintage 1980’s rainbow unicorn Trapper Keeper cover!
Neal: Holy fuck, Amy, why’d you stop sucking my dick and started laughing hysterically?
Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.
Denae Lisa is a one of a kind beauty. She is a mother, a best friend, a dedicated worker, and an angel sent straight from Heaven to bless whomever crosses her path. She is resilient, funny, courageous and has always been the prettiest in the pack. She is the daughter of Jacqueline, the mother of Brittany, Krystah and Sean and the Best friend To Nicole and Karla. She is strong enough to deli-gate and kind enough to empathize. Her sense of fashion is extraordinary and she loves things neat and modern but appreciates precious things with sentiment. If you ever have the opportunity to meet Denae...count yourself very blessed and cherish each moment with her.
“Oh my goodness it’s Denae Lisa...I’ve heard so many wonderful things about you and they are all true.”
Denae smells so good, she is so pretty.
“Nobody can make me laugh like Denae...she brightens up my day”
Meatballs made with ground chicken, crumbled feta cheese, lemon juice, garlic, chopped spinach, and the secret ingredient: sun dried tomatoes….served with pesto pasta
I just love the way Lisa balls taste in my mouth
The most beautiful woman ever. A great actress and very kind human. Sweetest person ever and so freaking pretty. GENUINE GOD.
Lisa Ann Walter is such a good actress
when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”