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A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
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The act of sucking dick.
Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.
That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.
When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.
Part solid and part diarrhea defecation
After encelada nlght I had to bust an atomic log