A whore who will sleep with your boyfriend with no cares given at all. Will sleep with anyone who comes her way.
john: so who is jim cheating on you with?
Sara: oh definitely a Lizzy martin
ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy
Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin
A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
A paddy Martin is a man who is very fried for any individual with a name beginning with āAā
A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
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My favorite person ever born February 5th
Alexis Martin i love you
Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.
"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."