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When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"
"...what the fuck is wrong with you"
31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
Justin and May are couple goals, honestly. May is just a shy outgoing fun kind girl and a Justin is a hot guy they would be a great couple and they would be honestly amazing together. If you ever meet a May she obviously has a Justin in her life which is adorbssss.
"Justin and May!"
A god, a powerful being that is beyond a human. He comes from his home planet Saturn. Wears a straw hat
Wow that guy is as powerful as Silly Mays
Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends
Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl
May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!
Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!
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All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.
Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”