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When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.
When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime
Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster
The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them
Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard
technique of letting a car roll downhill in neutral or even with the engine off.
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when you cover your penis in purell to use as lubricant, then at money time u pull out light your penis on fire and blow a firey load jizz in her fire hydrant. then burn the house down using your still flaming penis as a lighter.
dude i used a mexican inferno on my girl friend last night and she broke up with me.
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You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.
Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "
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Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses
Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"
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