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A highly unintelligent stupid day that does NOT exist. It was created by idiotic Neanderthals.
Idiot: “yo it’s national rape day let’s go rape”
Mr. Clean: -SLAPS. SPRAYS IDIOT’S FACE WITH LYSOL.- “BITCH, NO. THAT IS EVIL. ALSO IT IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC.”
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National Thot Day is celebrated every October 19th to commend and celebrate all the trash ass thots that walk amoung us.
Guy 1: Hey are you celebrating National Thot Day?
Guy 2: Ye lol I just drop kicked this Thot on my way to work
Guy 1: That’s actually epic
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The 17th of june (National homophobic day), is when all of the anti lgbtq+ community unite to protest against pride month, scream homophobic slurs, and just generally be homophobic.
Nidhish: Hey guys its the 17th of june.
William: Cool, thats National homophobic day right?
Nidhish: yeah!
Frederik: did i hear you talking about homophobic day?
William and Nidhish: Yes, wanna join?
Frederik: Of course, lets scream homophobic slurs!
All of them: FUCK THE FAGGOTS, THEY HAVE HIV AND GO TO HELL!!!
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Celebrated on May 9th, i hope you can come :)
Dude it’s National Orgasm Day what do you mean your girl can’t hang out??
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December 6 is National Hoodie Week
It’s the day where Men give there hoodies to girls to show there love💓 its also starting to get cold so ladies need warmth🥵
Bf: Hey babe! Here have my hoodie
Gf: omg thanks but why?
Bf: because it’s December 6
Gf: oh right! It’s National Hoodie Day
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National Rocco day happens October 22 every year this day is made to celebrate people named Rocco all around the world
"Hey Rocco happy national Rocco day"
"Thanks man"
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March 10th is National Bro Day because it's the 69th day of the year and is when you celebrate your bro's!
"Happy National Bro Day!"
"Love you bro! No homo tho"
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