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Hmmmm rich jews.
Well, let's just say 99.99% of the Jews that live in metro areas in the US. not including recently immigrated Russian jews. without the Russian Jews, Jews on average would be loaded. which they already are, including Russian jews. so whatever.
Basically, most Jews are rich. so yeah. if you live in a city in the US and you're jewish odds are you are rich and vice versa.
Asians will be the rich jews of the next generation because of the overall work ethic.
....but yeah, these are just stereotypes i gues. even tho they're kinda true
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Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".
NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?
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A jew, figuratively, who is so cheap they would sell their body for money.
Smedi: Daniels can you spot me some money for the movie? Pimp, I'll do anything you want.
Daniels: Man get your jew whore ass outta here
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A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.
Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!
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A title given to someone who exemplifies the epitomy of almost all typical jewish behavior.
John forgot to pick me up from the air port, thus proving his mega jewness to me.
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The act of aggressively stealing property or anything of value from a friend, family, or random person.
Man, stop Jew hogging all the fun.
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The natural instinct of finding lower prices on products that every Jewish person is born with
"Hey Andy did you see Matt got that ipod touch off ebay for a hundred bucks less?"
"How the fuck did he do that?"
"He used his jew-stincts to find a lower price. What a fucking jew huh?"
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