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Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011


i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019


i sure hope that they

a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.

Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)

by jayquan. July 28, 2022


I hope

Can be used in curses or blessings. Mostly curses.
Person 2 said they like pineapple pizza. Lets check on them down there.

1- "I hope you stub your toe and then step on a lego every day at random times."
2- "I hope both sides of your pillow are hot."

by Farlanders of Another Land March 9, 2023


Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

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Cody Hope

Trash ugly little boy with no intelligence

Cody hope is trash.

by Yaga36 September 14, 2019


Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024