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while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis
I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.
A dead animal alongside the road. When you strike an animal with your vehicle.
As I was driveing down the highway I saw some speed beef in the road.
A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.
Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag."
Barney the dinasaur or barney rubble is on the drug, speed.
Lol, barneys on speed....lol...
noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.
John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.
Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.
The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.
I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.