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while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis
I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.
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A dead animal alongside the road. When you strike an animal with your vehicle.
As I was driveing down the highway I saw some speed beef in the road.
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A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.
Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag."
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Barney the dinasaur or barney rubble is on the drug, speed.
Lol, barneys on speed....lol...
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noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.
John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
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A distraction that is so small that it is not worth thinking about.
These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.
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Speed-breezing is the act of a naked person being pushed down a hill in a grocery cart. It commonly happens when people are drunk and playing "truth or dare" or just "dare."
"I can't believe you guys talked me into speed-breezing down that big-ass hill last night. I need to quit drinking tequila."
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