Up South

As opposed to Deep South. States within the confines of the American South, that border closer to the Northern states, but have strong Southern qualities . Such states as Virginia, Kentucky, parts of Southern Maryland and West Virginia as well. Virginia is a prime example, as it was part of the Confederacy, and parts are heavy in Southern culture, yet borders on Maryland and Washington, DC.

They talk with such a strong southern drawl, yet they are only from Up South in Richmond, Virginia.

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south park

verb.: to make something from scratch in 6 days or less and have the end result be completely awesome.

My project was due in just 6 days, but I south parked it and got an A+. Hell yeah!

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Glenbrook South

1. Mostly white. Filled with Mexicans. You'll be lucky to spot a black person.Too many Indians and Asians.

2. Better at football than Glenbrook North.

3. Located in Glenview, IL, northern suburb of Chicago filled with white people.

4. Won a grammy for choir.

Kid: Hey wanna play I Spy in my Glenbrook South yearbook for a black kid?

Kid 2: Sure, but how can a school win a grammy?

Kid: I have no idea.

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South Carolina

A place where no one ever comes because 95% of the population are assholes

"5sos never comes here"
"Magcon never comes here"
"Jack gilinsky wears South Carolina shirts but doesn't come here."
"A dad made Keaton cry in myrtle beach."
"The only nice people here are people with tattoos and stretched ears."
"I have to travel to North Carolina or Atlanta to see people in concert."

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going south

A poker term used when a player at a cash table changes out their winnings and comes back with their original buy-in, ensuring the protection of their profits. Frowned upon and considered "dirty" as it takes away the chance for other players to win their money back.

"Hey, did you see that episode of High Stakes Poker? Everyone got on Freddy Deeb's case when they suspected him of going south in the middle of the show."

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south river

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

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South Dakota

The state where the “y” in your wife is silent.

Oh she cheated on you,beat your kids,took all your money and snitched you out to the cops? She must be from South Dakota.

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