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When a person finds something unattractive and has the audacity to say that they find that thing unattractive. This greatly some nutjob feminists.
You: I would not sleep with that guy, he has manboobs.
Nutjob feminist blogger: Stop body policing!
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One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.
Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*
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An awesome band from the greatest land north of the US, Canada. They have awesome music videos, that make you want to really want to be the people in them, doing the strange indie things you always secretly wanted to do yourself.
did i mention that the drummer, and well, all of them, are extremely funny? perhaps the funniest band out there. no, they ARE the funniest band out there.
indie indie person: hey, do you know that awesome band tokyo police club?
not so indie person: wait, wasn't that a song on the high school musical soundtrack???
indie indie: NO....?
EXAMPLE #2
2 really amazing people
1: do you know that band, tokyo police club?
2: TPC, yes!!!
1: i've got 2 tickets right here!
2: gahhhhh *faints*
1: you know what?
2: what?
1: i truly want to be wrapped in saran wrap like in the nature of the experiment video. or, jump off things and swing from ropes and jump in my underwear into chilly waters with my friends like in the your english is good video
2: who doesn't?
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The man called the cops and snitched! He's a police ass bitch.
I don't fuck with police ass bitches.
Even if he had only thought of calling the cops, he is still a police ass bitch.
Remember, a police ass bitch can be anyone.
A police ass bitch is someone who tells others information that could cause problems for you.
Sometimes, a police ass bitch can be someone you don't like.
Teachers are often called police ass bitches.
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Something bad that you are about to do that is equivalent to smoking weed in the bathroom of a police station.
Person 1: Hey dude you want to hang out tonight?
Person 2: Nah dude you're police station sketchy.
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Penn Township is a village in western Pennsylvania and just so happens to be the home of the biggest asshole police officers you will ever meet...EVER. They hold bias against certain people, pull you over for not doing anything, think they're above the law, etc. They're so bored because of the lack of actual crime in the area, they will question people riding their bikes at the park for christ's sake! Also, the LOVE to make up their own laws! Riding a motorbike on private property? Yep, they'll question you. Taking your friend home on your motorcycle, which, may I add, has a valid license plate with current registration stickers? They'll hold up traffic on one of the busiest roads in the fucking area to tell you you can't ride it, even though you can and it's perfectly legal. That's a prime example of their bias, and of course, making up their own laws. And everyone in the area is in on it too, so if you try to get them to drop the charges you got for something completely stupid and half made-up, it's fucking impossible. It's impossible to avoid them, too, since everyone in the area is a stuck up bitch and calls them the second your fucking dog barks or someone beeps their fucking horn. I can't wait to leave this place, and I wouldn't suggest living or driving through it. I hope they read this, maybe it will give them a reality check, they really need it.
*Sitting in my driveway with 2 or 3 friends, all on motorbikes*
*Penn Township Police whip into my driveway*
Me: "Uh, can I help you..?"
Cop: "Yeah"...*some bullshit about riding illegally on my own property*
Me: "Actually, this is private property..."
Cop: "Oh, well I'm still going to take down you and all of your friend's information for the third time this week because I think I'm above the law."
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Police Scanner 1-37 Codes...
Code 2 Urgent - no light or siren
Code 3 Use lights and siren
Code 4 No further assistance needed
Code 5 Stakeout
Code 6 Stay out of area
Code 7 Meal break
Code 8 Restroom break
Code 9 Summer uniform
Code 10 SWAT pre-call up
Code 11 SWAT Call up
Code 37 Subject/Property wanted
Police Scanner Codes
187 Homicide
207 Kidnapping
207A Kidnapping attempt
211 Robbery
211A Robbery alarm
211S Robbery alarm, silent
217 Assault with intent to murder
240 Assault
242 Battery
245 Assault with a deadly weapon
246 Shooting at inhabited dwelling
261 Rape
261A Attempted rape
273A Child neglect
273D Wife beating - Felony
288 Lewd conduct
311 Indecent exposure
314 Indecent exposure
374B Illegal dumping
390 Drunk
390D Drunk, unconscious
415 Disturbance
417 Person with a gun
417A Person with a knife
459 Burglary
459A Burglar alarm
459S Burglar alarm, silent
470 Forgery
480 Hit and run - Felony
481 Hit and run - Misdemeanor
484 Petty theft
487 Grand theft
488 Petty theft
502 Drunk Driving
503 Auto theft
504 Tampering with a vehicle
505 Reckless driving
507 Public nuisance
510 Speeding or racing vehicles
586 Illegal parking
594 Malicious mischief
595 Runaway car
604 Throwing missiles
647 Lewd conduct
653M Threatening phone calls
Police Scanner Codes
OFFICER DROBNEY: 221, 10-4, en route.
SERGEANT PETERSON: 222, En route.
SERGEANT BLASER: 81 will be en route.
04-16-17:12:03
OFFICER AVERILL: Centre, 223,10-29.
DISPATCHER: Go ahead.
04-16-17:12:16
DISPATCHER: 223, Centre, go ahead.
OFFICER AVERILL: Last name, Trice, T-Tom, R-Robert, I-Ida, C-Charles, E-Edward. First name Kelton, K-King, E-Edward, L-Lincoln, T-Tom, O-Ocean, N-Nora; and also, C-Charles, male, 0-4-1-4-8-7, 04-14-87.
04-16-17:12:35
DISPATCHER: Negative-29, suspended.
OFFICER AVERILL: 10-4. If you would, put me out in the area of Satellite Park, 8th Avenue, 17th Street; ah, there's a warrant. I'm going to stand-by for the other units. Attempt to serve.
DISPATCHER: 10-4
SERGEANT PETERSON: 223, from 22, I'll come up 19th Street onto 8th.
OFFICER AVERJLL: 10-4,1 swung around him right behind Shorty's on 19th Street
SERGEANT PETERSON: 10-4.
04-16-17:13:33
OFFICER DROBNEY: 223, from 221.
OFFICER AVERILL: Go ahead.
OFFICER DROBNEY: I'm by the Soule Bowl right now, coming northbound onto 17th Street.
OFFICER AVERILL: 10-4; if I can get somebody to come 15th Street, then hit the 8th Avenue alley, come behind the park just in case somebody decides to go rabbit.
04-16-17:13:58
SERGEANT PETERSON: 222 can.
04-16-17:14:24
Centre 222 is 10-60 at, 15th and 8th.
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