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Lily Root

Lily Root is an amazing and wonderful human being! She can be obnoxious at times, but if there's is a problem with her friends, she'll get pretty serious. She always knows what's best for her and her family (friends included). Lily Root is a fairly shy person around strangers and the public, but around friends, she's an extrovert; no matter who is around her, if she's with her friends, she'll do about anything. Lily can do everything and anything, and everybody knows it.

Her middle school years are rough, but by the time it's 8th grade, she'll have almost all A's. She doesn't like writing against her will, and if she has to write everyday... she'll do everything except for writing, and probably look up photos on Google.

Lily Root loves playing video games, and when she gets home from school, she immediately runs to her computer or console. If she isn't playing video games, she's probably watching YouTube or dancing.

Lily won't do anything that she knows is bad! Though she may accidentally say a few curse words away from home, she will feel very guilty about it.

Lily Root is amazing, and you should become her friend! I mean... if you're into that.

"Lily Root, you can do literally anything!"

by cantlivewithout April 18, 2019


James' Root Oil

Breakfast of champions

Nobody wants James' Root Oil.

by An Alside Employee December 11, 2016


Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.

Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).

by jules019 January 19, 2021


Enoch Root

Enoch Root is a NY based alternative-progressive rock band created by multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Reese Alexander Ortenberg. With influences from bands like The Dear Hunter, Haken, and Porcupine Tree, Enoch Root creates a surreal and intense listening experience with powerful melodies, overarching themes, and twisting riffs full of ear candy.

Timmy: Enoch Root sucks ass

Reese:kys

by Dylangamer1337 September 14, 2023


root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023


jasmine rae root

Is a don't give two fucks name, and means you will do whatever it takes to get what you want. And you better stay out of her way when she's pissed off.😓

Is that Jasmine Rae Root i better leave or she'll be mad BC of her break up with Izaeh.

by savage bitch 101 March 27, 2018


thick root

Another word used in reference to male genitals

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol

by threestacks January 16, 2017