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School

Secretly a kid prison.
SCHOOL:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

School. |Prison. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |

by Whydowehaveschool April 27, 2014


school

hell

school is hell

by man is man 2 May 21, 2021


School

A horrible place built to torture children until they cry

Oh no I know you didn't , did you really just say that to me?! I'm sending you to school now

by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017


School

A place in Modern Fantasy where nightmares are made.Subjects are boring.But also where dreams are made too like lunch and break and walking home!!!!

I love school,I hate it

by jeffis21 March 07, 2015


School

a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.

Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS

by @Gmail God February 25, 2023


School

A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life

Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot

by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020


School

Hell

Mom: Jeremy wake up its time to go to school
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place

by Destiel2003 September 15, 2015