Random
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Random
example 1
kid: Mom I hate school
mom: why is that
kid: its in the name school it self mom
mom: what do you mean
kid: school stands for six cruel hours of our lives
example 2
kid 1: I hate school
kid 2: i know right school is "school"
Secretly a kid prison.
SCHOOL:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
School. |Prison. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |
A horrible place built to torture children until they cry
Oh no I know you didn't , did you really just say that to me?! I'm sending you to school now
A place in Modern Fantasy where nightmares are made.Subjects are boring.But also where dreams are made too like lunch and break and walking home!!!!
Mom: Jeremy wake up its time to go to school
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place
a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.
Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS