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a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.
basically all the jedis are sexual jedis
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A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.
Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
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A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.
(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
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(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
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It’s like being straight one day or gay the other. You can also be anything you want, like a soda can. It’s not a phase.
Person 1- “bro i’m feeling like a sticky note.”
Person 2- “well i’m feeling a bit pan.”
Person 1- “omg you’re mickey sexual too?”
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Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.
Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.
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1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina (or inside of either gender's buttwhole).
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.
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refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.
see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!
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