short legs

Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.

My cat has short legs.

She's got short legs.

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short of the long

The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.

David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."

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Fap Shorts

Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.

"Mom, have you seen my fap shorts?"

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Short Stack

A sexy band consisting of 3 hot guys.

Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb

They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)

Short Stack rocks, Andy Clemmensen forever.

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hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

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short survey

An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!

Must... not... click...

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must be a short

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, must be a short

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