When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
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The act of having sex with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl's flavour Off by having sex with another as done by rockstars.
Guess what I did last night boys had a rockstar shower hope at least one of them was clean haha
When your hot neighbor doesn't close the blinds in her bathroom and you discover your sexuality. Can also refer to a memorable incident where you happen upon nudity as an adolescent.
Everyone has a fox shower etched into their memory somewhere.
Similar to a shower beer. The act of drinking a Red Bull while showering. Usually done late in the evening to prepare for a night out.
Dude, I totally had to shower bull it up to have energy for the night.
shower beer red bull
When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there
Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.
Really Greg? Again?
You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”
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The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.