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When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
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The act of having sex with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl's flavour Off by having sex with another as done by rockstars.
Guess what I did last night boys had a rockstar shower hope at least one of them was clean haha
The morning after partying at mango deck and squid row, you didn’t get laid so you try to beat off in the shower, but you’re so hungover you just throw up mid whack session and give up.
Bro you don’t look so good, what that a Cabo shower?
When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.
Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather
When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there
Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.
Really Greg? Again?
When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
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