Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
A fucking manwhore at heart, but cant seem to get laid.
Stick
Person1: "hey have you met danny simpson?"
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"
Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore
i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.
wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend
When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.
I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson
A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick
Paige Simpson is in love with Joe